I just finished Mitch Calvert’s Mansformation program. Prior to joining the program, I was uncomfortable with my looks. I ate a lot of junk food all the time. Long story short, I was lazy and getting hefty.
As for the bread and butter of it all, I lost 20 pounds and a pant size! But it wasn’t just losses, I’ve gained lots of muscle and even better… my confidence back.
- Curtis Middleton
"Mitch has changed my life in all areas. I have more stamina, energy and have become a more productive human being all through this program."
- Sean Livingstone
(Yes, that's me on my daughter's toy phone gadget)
...only read this if you want to laugh and get in shape at the same time, *sense of humour required*
I'm excited to have the opportunity to work together...
If you have a friend who told you about our program, then you already know it’s the real deal. So you can skip to the bottom and book in a call.
...If not, keep reading (or don’t, and just apply, that’s cool too, but this gets kind of entertaining)…
...Back to the serious point: this program isn’t for everyone, which is why we ask people to apply instead of just paying for it online.
**DISCLAIMER--Who this is NOT for 😡😡😡**
… don’t laugh at jokes
… don’t smile
… hate puppies nd kittens
…hate fun-loving supportive communities
...love traffic (eww, who are you?)
...betrayed their closest friend that one time
…are NOT dedicated to their goals
…prefer giving excuses to getting results
…just sign up for things thinking the act of signing up will solve their problem without the action that follows
...chase after magic pills in all facets of their life
Who this IS for (we 💞 you)
…want a proven method of getting lean with no fear of failure
… are willing to give 2 hours a week to get in the best shape of their life
…are willing to discover a new way of eating (yes you can eat the good stuff too, we’ll show you how)
…love puppies, sunshine, laughter, fun communities, presents, "fall back" time changes.
…are 100% badasses who just need a kickstart to get them going again
…realize that 90 days may seem like a long time but will be over before you know it, and are dedicated to larger goals than just thinking back on their lives of "that one time" they looked good...you know who you are.
Why do I ask for applications?
Many reasons, but these are the top 3:
1) Because it takes a bit of time on your part. And if you don’t have the motivation to do that, what’s the likelihood you’ll do the work or even answer the phone when I call you? That way people who aren’t dedicated weed themselves out.
2) I want to make sure you pass the “stuck on a deserted island" test, meaning if you can carry on a conversation and are generally a fun person to be around, you will be a positive part of the group and I'll enjoy getting to know you (I'm basically a member of the family for awhile)
3) I actually genuinely want to make sure you want to do this. I have an insanely high success percentage, and like to keep it that way, and a big part of that is honestly weeding people out who are not ready.
So...if you were crazy enough to get this far you might be our kind of PERFECT
...and ready to get more results with me in a couple months than you have in the last year
...Plus, I'm even cooler on the other side of this web page
Soooo, you know what to do....
To review, Mansformation is a one-of-a-kind program specifically designed to get you:
So, here's the process:
STEP 1: Schedule 📅 your call 📞 time at a time that you will answer your phone.
...If you don’t answer at that time, I move onto the next guy in the queue and rescheduling becomes very unlikely. Of course, if you happen to miss my call and text back right away, we'll make it work.
My parents still tell me I'm the BEST at what I do, and if that doesn’t count, I don’t know what should (besides all of our amazing before and after pictures (I have over 247+ amazing pics in a oddly named folder on my desktop 😱 😱 😱...why did I spend the time to count that? I don't know...)
Onwards ➡️➡️➡️...hope to see you on the other side of this web page
...and help you get the dream body you are after and actually help you look forward to getting to the gym (for once, and maybe forever).